Tuesday, September 27, 2011

My priest needs a new Bentley, should I give him the money directly or should it go through my Church?

I need to know. I've been saving for 10 years now and his Maybach broke. Please help.|||Aren't you the clever one. I see what you did, cause you're implying that the church doesn't use donations or proceeds for religion, but rather selfish needs and desires.|||Get a receipt from him and and ask your family to bury it with you when you die. Always carry it with you and make a skin pocket(or shove it up your anus) so that if you are caught in a rapture you can show it to Satan/god to get a vip seat.|||.............. he NEEDS a Bentley?? Does he, really? Sorry, but I won't give that type of Pastor the time of day, let alone my savings. Very funny peculiar question.


Peace.|||We get the point. There are lots of ways tithes and offerings are used, but you probably don't care about that. This is a lot more fun.|||HAHAHAHAHAHA! *ahem* directly of course. actually it doesnt make a difference, theyll loot it out of you on their own anyway|||The few false teachers lead astray the weak in faith. Think of the thousands of pastors that go without because they put god first.|||Bentley !


Must be a fairly high ranking ET


Couldn't see him being a Draco They have their own wings


I would buy him one and give it directly Otherwise you may be sent to sector 7 lol D|||Your name is perfect.|||Most likely, this Q is in jest; if not, then it's time to find a church where the Pastor is a proper steward of the funds that God entrusts to him

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